That Hold

That hold you used to have on me has been released

That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased

I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece

To try to break it down

That hold

 

I’m on your Lazy Susan spinning round and round

Depending on your boozin’ you’re choosin’ who goes down

You say you wanna savor my buffet

But I aint gonna be your flavor of the day, oh no

 

‘Cause that hold you used to have on me has been released

That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased

I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece

To try to break it down

That hold

 

You held the hand that waited for that band of gold

Another year I stand as you’re in demand and I’m growing old

You had the nerve to let my lovin’ linger

So here’s a longer version of my ringless finger

 

‘Cause that hold you used to have on me has been released

That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased

I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece

To try to break it down

That hold

 

You had some time to think of how you done me wrong

But I learned to shine and I’m feeling fine as I sing my song

You’re frowning ‘cause you say it’s me you miss

Well let me turn around and I’ll give you something to kiss 

 

‘Cause that hold you used to have on me has been released

That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased

I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece

To try to break it down

That hold

Machine Gun Mary

Machine Gun Mary’s gonna do you wrong 

Got a hit list longer than Al Capone's 

Make you disappear when her cover's blown 

The meanest damn woman I've ever known 

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Machine Gun Mary’s gonna leave you scarred

Gonna suck you in 'fore you up your guard

That queen of fear’s gonna hit you hard

Fitty rounds tearing right through your heart

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Solo 

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Machine Gun Mary won’t play your game 

That obituary be showin’ your name 

Her .45’s automatically packed with pain 

Your dead and buried 'fore she takes her aim

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Boom boom, boom 

Caviar & NASCAR

Hey, hey, it must be fate
I knew we wouldn't work by the second date
The feeling's gone, you just feel wrong
You and I will never get along

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS:
We're like
Caviar and NASCAR
Johnny Cash with a pink guitar
Your mom and dad on your honeymoon
A bonfire in the living room
A big ole butt in a tight white skirt
Mr. Clean digging in the dirt
It's time for you and I
To say bye-bye

Hey, hey, you better hit the bricks
I see you flirting with the other chicks
You want another chance?  Uh-uh!
Not my idea of a hot romance

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS

Bridge:
You squeeze the toothpaste in the middle
Leave your underwear on the floor
Immature and non-committal
I can't take it anymore

Hey, hey, honey this is the end
Heard you were hitting on my best friend
You say you're not a cheat? Ha, ha!
Shoulda been a little more discreet

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS

Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye
Bye, bye, bye
 

Get in the Game

You’ll find the power, if you choose it
Right in your soul, so use it
Turn up the speed, abuse it
Eyes on the goal, don’t lose it 

Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game

Digging for gold, you’re drilling
The medal you hold, fulfilling
Hearing your name, so chilling 
Claiming the fame, is thrilling  

CHORUS

Bridge:
Whatever you do 
You’ve got to perform
You’ve got to push through 
And conquer the storm
Heart is thumping
Adrenaline pumping 
The passion in your thrust 
Will leave them in the dust

Yeah

CHORUS

You Suck

I’m like a pet nudging you for your affection
And all I get is continual rejection
I curl up in a ball for my protection
But now you call for love’s resurrection
 
CHORUS:
You suck the life out of me (you suck)
The love out of me (you suck)
The light out of me (you suck)
The blood out of me
You suck the years out of me (you suck)
The tears out of me (you suck)
The highs out of me
Goodbyes out of me
 
But I keep letting you come back in for more
No more, no more
 
Remembering the hot infatuation
When our passion was an easy activation
Now I’m buried in a bed of deprivation
In another single-handed celebration
 
CHORUS
 
But I keep letting you come back in
 
Bridge:
Oh you drained the last drop out of me
You are the master of phlebotomy
And I try to crawl, but I am stuck
In all your muck, ‘cause
 
CHORUS x2
 
But I keep letting you come back in for more
No more, no more
You come back in for more
No more, no more