Caviar & NASCAR

Hey, hey, it must be fate
I knew we wouldn't work by the second date
The feeling's gone, you just feel wrong
You and I will never get along

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS:
We're like
Caviar and NASCAR
Johnny Cash with a pink guitar
Your mom and dad on your honeymoon
A bonfire in the living room
A big ole butt in a tight white skirt
Mr. Clean digging in the dirt
It's time for you and I
To say bye-bye

Hey, hey, you better hit the bricks
I see you flirting with the other chicks
You want another chance?  Uh-uh!
Not my idea of a hot romance

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS

Bridge:
You squeeze the toothpaste in the middle
Leave your underwear on the floor
Immature and non-committal
I can't take it anymore

Hey, hey, honey this is the end
Heard you were hitting on my best friend
You say you're not a cheat? Ha, ha!
Shoulda been a little more discreet

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS

Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye
Bye, bye, bye
 

Get in the Game

You’ll find the power, if you choose it
Right in your soul, so use it
Turn up the speed, abuse it
Eyes on the goal, don’t lose it 

Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game

Digging for gold, you’re drilling
The medal you hold, fulfilling
Hearing your name, so chilling 
Claiming the fame, is thrilling  

CHORUS

Bridge:
Whatever you do 
You’ve got to perform
You’ve got to push through 
And conquer the storm
Heart is thumping
Adrenaline pumping 
The passion in your thrust 
Will leave them in the dust

Yeah

CHORUS

You Suck

I’m like a pet nudging you for your affection
And all I get is continual rejection
I curl up in a ball for my protection
But now you call for love’s resurrection
 
CHORUS:
You suck the life out of me (you suck)
The love out of me (you suck)
The light out of me (you suck)
The blood out of me
You suck the years out of me (you suck)
The tears out of me (you suck)
The highs out of me
Goodbyes out of me
 
But I keep letting you come back in for more
No more, no more
 
Remembering the hot infatuation
When our passion was an easy activation
Now I’m buried in a bed of deprivation
In another single-handed celebration
 
CHORUS
 
But I keep letting you come back in
 
Bridge:
Oh you drained the last drop out of me
You are the master of phlebotomy
And I try to crawl, but I am stuck
In all your muck, ‘cause
 
CHORUS x2
 
But I keep letting you come back in for more
No more, no more
You come back in for more
No more, no more
 
 

Dirty Girl

I'm a dirty girl
Welcome to my world
Don't need a sparkling diamond ring
To give you everything

Had a sturdy heart
But now it's torn apart
Just leave it be, if you set it free
It will torture me

I'm craving action
Give me temporary satisfaction

CHORUS: 
Feed me, lead me
Oh, bleed me
Baby, baby, turn me on
Fill me, thrill me
Oh, kill me
And baby, baby, I'll move on

I'm a dirty girl
Welcome to my world
Won't be attaching strings to all my flings
They don't mean anything

Had a sturdy heart
Now it's torn apart
Locked away from love's dismay
Waiting to decay

I'm craving action
Give me temporary satisfaction

CHORUS

I'm a dirty girl
Welcome to my world
Don't need a sparkling diamond ring
To give you everything

CHORUS 

Brave me, crave me
Oh, enslave me
Baby, baby, turn me on
Feel me, kneel me
Oh, reveal me
And baby, baby, I'll move on

Move on, move on
I'll move on, oh

I Pretend

I like the way you move
Like you've got something to prove
But you don't have a clue
How I feel for you

Ooh, I can't stop this lie
No matter how I try 
I pretend not to love you 
Whenever you walk by 

I've got this appetite
I want to take a bite 
I lie awake at night    
Thinking of ways I'd do you right

Ooh, you don't know how I burn
Someday I hope you learn 
I pretend not to love you 
But I'm waiting for my turn 

(Solo)

Ooh, I want to tease you
Ooh, I want to please you
Ooh, I want to taste you
Ooh, but I can't face you, no!

Bridge:
Well I might be mistaken
But the love we could be making
Would rock you to the core
I want you more and more 

I'm acting so damn tame
I want to scream your name
I know you feel the same
Still I play the waiting game

Ooh, and when I look in your eyes
I master my disguise 
I pretend not to love you 
Whenever you walk by 

Love's Eulogy

I used to walk upon the water
But now I’m crawling in the sand
I used to feel so much stronger
Now I can barely stand
 
CHORUS:
My forever was with you
Oh, you made me feel so free
Thought the last thing I’d have to do, with you 
Is give love’s eulogy 
 
I still dream about the ocean
Walking hand in hand
But you gave up on devotion
And I’ll never understand
 
CHORUS
 
BRIDGE:
Here lies love before us now
Love was good and pure and proud
Filled our lives with happiness
And memories of tenderness
But love was taken suddenly
Leaving us in misery
Oh, Love
Oh, Love
Oh, Love
Oh, Love
 
Wish I could be the one you dream of
But there’s nothing I can do
I try to picture life without your love
But the tears just cloud my view
 
CHORUS  
Ooh, ooh, ooh… 

Ladder

I’ve been trying to climb on up this ladder to your love 
But I'm crying 'cause it’s so high up, high up way up above 
Every time I grab a rung to rock me off the ground
I get stung-ung-ung, oh you knock me, knock me down
 
CHORUS:
Oh no, oh no, no I aint gonna climb no more
Oh no, oh no, no I aint gonna climb no more 
No more, no more 
For your love, your love
I aint gonna climb no more
Oh no, oh no, no I aint gonna climb no more
No more, no, no
No, no, no, no 
 
Got my droolin’ cup in tow ‘til I’m tall enough to grab it 
But you pull it up some more and you say that I can't have it 
You tease, tease
Left me here to freeze 
Why’m I always on my knees, everyone sees 
You are my full blown, 12-step habit 
 
CHORUS
 
Bridge:  
Come right here
Up in my atmosphere
Before you disappear
 
Since I’ve been burned, I’m slow to step up any higher 
But I always learned to go and get what I desire 
I touch your skin
You cut my oxygen
But I still have fun when 
I am foaming on your fire
 
CHORUS  x 2

Why Do I Wait

Well, I’m so tired, expired, 
Ripped up, ragged; wicked and wired
I feel like giving up, giving up on this love
I try to fill you up, but it’s never enough
 
When will you let go, let me know
So I can take my mama to the grocery store
I’ve been neglecting, she’s been expecting me,
To snap out of this funk I been projecting
 
CHORUS:
Why do I wait here for you
I guess it’s just what I’m used to
I’m aching, you’re making, me blue
Don’t leave me hanging like a fool
 
Your eyes, a light tint, gave me a slight hint
Causing me to wear out all my fingerprints
Oh we be widespread all up in my bed
A wild ride, got satisfied,
My lips turned to lead
 
Now I get gray hairs, blank stares
A flower that you picked for me,
But who the hell cares
You’ve been retreating, your lack of heating
Forced me to a indulge in overeating
 
CHORUS
 
Bridge: 
I’m gonna swig some grain
To kill the pain
You’re inhumane
Twisting my brain
Oh, It’d be such a shame
To stay in this thang
So I’m gonna break these chains
That bear your name
So I can live again
 
SOLO
 
Well, I’m so tired, expired
Ripped up, ragged; wicked and wired
So now I’m giving up, giving up on this love
I tried to fill you up, but it was never enough
 
I’m gonna let go, lettin’ you know
Gonna tell my mama I don’t see you no more
I’ve been reflecting, she’s been directing me
To throw out all your junk I’ve been collecting
 
Why did I wait here for you
I guess it’s just what I was used to
Mistaken, I’m breaking the blues
You won’t leave me hanging like a fool

Sssnake Bite

Your introduction left no threat
We made some noise after we met
Slide up my leg and I drip with sweat
But a mouthful of poison is all I get
 
Ow…
 
Your tongue is warm, but your venom's cold
You done me wrong, but it felt so good
In and out, you melt into the mud
You shed your skin as I soak in blood
 
Sssnake bite
Sssnake bite
It feels alright
‘Til you slip out of sight
 
Ow…
 
Could have swallowed me whole, but you let me battle
You mesmerize with your neon rattle
Puncture wounds trickle down my breast
Spare my pain and just squeeze me to death
 
Ow…
 
I should have known I was bound to be bitten
Kept being lured by the licks I was gettin’ 
You shined through the coal and put me to bed
Dined on my soul and left me for dead
 
Sssnake bite
Sssnake bite
It feels alright
‘Til you slip out of sight
 
Ow…
 
 

Minus Me

You say you wanna be the one to call me baby, baby, baby, baby every day
So why you wanna be the one to get your fun, commit a hit and run, and run away
You always find the witty ways to woo, woo, woo, woo, woo me into bed
So why you wanna leave your “one and only”, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely instead
 
PRE-CHORUS:
I aint gonna sit around and waste no more time
To painfully watch you not make up your mind
 
CHORUS:
Why you wanna be
Why you wanna be
Why you wanna be
Minus me
 
You say you wanna be the one to maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe marry me someday
So why you wanna be someone who lies a ton, I’ll get my gun and show you how I play
It’s such a pity how you leave me boo-hoo, hoo, hoo, hooing in my bed
You’ll be the sucker caring when you’re stuck staring down the barrel pointing at your head
 
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS
 
SOLO
 
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS
 
You say you wanna be the one to call me baby, baby, baby, baby every day
So why you wanna be the one to get your fun, commit a hit and run, and run away
It’s such a pity how you leave me boo-hoo, hoo, hoo, hooing in my bed
You’ll be the sucker caring when you’re stuck staring down the barrel filling you with lead
 
PRE-CHORUS
 
Now you’re gonna be (x4)
Minus me (x4)